…entre nous soit dit…

between me you and the gatepost.

New Random Link to check out!!

The Fucking Word of the Day

[http://thefuckingwordoftheday.com/]

Because “it’s easier to learn with sex, drugs, and fucking swearing.”

And yes, it is brilliant people.

 

 

October 25, 2009 Posted by | Random Websites to check out NOW | Leave a comment

Some more random sites to check out

Information Junk
(http://footprints.organique.com/)

This site is dedicated to the random findings of a San Franciscan Librarian.Mostly random photos, but most of them are generally pretty interesting/good photos. Enjoy! 

aeroplanes old and new creative and army

 

Bizarro Comics
(http://bizarrocomic.blogspot.com/)

Daily blog by Dan Piraro, creator of the syndicated cartoon, “Bizarro” comics, art, photos, thoughts, nouns, verbs, etc. The comics are by far the best thing on here, but he has the occasional witty comment as well 🙂 

Bizarro comics gulliver's cellphone iphone

 

Zuza Fun Sidewalk Art
http://www.zuzafun.com/sidewalk-art

A collection of Photos detailing various sidewalk artists and their works. If you have the time to go through them, there’s some really clever ones in there including ones that use the naturally cast shadows from the sun and shadows from street lights.

sidewalkart40

October 20, 2009 Posted by | Random Websites to check out NOW | Leave a comment

New Website to Check Out

Here’s another pointless website to check out in your boredom:

http://www.isitaleapyear.com/

The whole point of it is to obviously tell you whether or not this year is a leap year. Someone, somewhere, obviously just changes it to a ‘yes’ or a ‘no’ each year accordingly. But in the even you’re ever stumped as to whether or not it is, here’s your answer!



October 15, 2009 Posted by | just a quick note, just for shits and giggles, Random Websites to check out NOW | 1 Comment

More from textsfromlastnight.com

I’ve put a post up before about textsfromlastnight.com and I posted a few of the good ones that I’d found on there, but I just visited the facebook fan page and read two that people had posted as a comment. I thought they were quite hilarious and worth mentioning:
 

“Somebody snitched! The cops are looking for a badass motherfucker and a retard. They found me, so grab your crayons and helmet and fucking run!”

 

(908) update: driving on 80. just saw the aftermath of a mean beej. redneck in a pickup next to me. chick lifts her head with a load all over her face. this is gonna be a good weekend. see you in 4 hours.
(908) update: driving on 81. just saw the aftermath of taco bell? fat hairy guy taking a crap on the side of the road. saw everything. i may have lied about this being a good weekend. 
(631) god giveth and god taketh the fuck away

 

For anyone that’s interested in finding their fan page on Facebook click here.

September 2, 2009 Posted by | just a quick note, just for shits and giggles, Random Websites to check out NOW | Leave a comment

Another awesome site to check out!!

My communications lectures (and unit in general) are usually pretty darn boring and very rarely do we learnt something that is actually amazing… then again maybe that’s due to the fact that the unit is called ‘Human Communication: Debating Technology’. However, sometimes we do get the rare gem (ie being shown Monty Python’s ‘Search for the Holy Grail’ as an example of rhetoric) and this site that was shown to us, is one of those gems:

www.thetrailermash.com

The following video, ‘Titanic: Two The Surface’ is a mash up of a whopping 24 different movies (see if you can spot them all) to create a “sequel” to James Cameron’s 1997 blockbuster, Titanic. In this version Jack doesn’t die but is instead frozen on the night Titanic sinks. He is recovered by a team in the present day where he is then brought back to life and he is then forced to start a new life (after escaping the governments research labs). It’s actually put together really well in terms of creating a new story altogether.

This one is called 10 Things I Hate About Commandments and is obviously a mock up of 10 Things I Hate About You except using 

And the supposed cream of the crop on the website is this little mash-up: Stanley Kubrick’s 1980 horror film, The Shining, starring Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall turned into a feel-good romantic comedy. This video actually won the Association of Independent Creative Editors Trailer Park Competition in 2005.

But I thought that this one was definitely one of the best ones that I watched. The way that they managed to pull all the most relevant parts to be made to sound dirty is brilliant. It’s a parody of Brokeback Mountain using Star Wars. Watch it or else! Star Wars: The Empire Brokeback

And at the risk of over-flooding this post with videos, there’s one more: Scary Mary. I find it funny purely because they managed to take a completely innocent kids movie and successfully turn it into a really creepy looking horror movie.

There’s just so many more that I want to add here, but I don’t want to go overboard so instead I’ll just post some links to some more. So in the event you get bored and need to procrastinate, these are some time fillers (although not all of them may be from thetrailermash.com):

  • This one isn’t brilliant, but I’m posting it especially for my friend grubstreethack. Top Gun parody staring the one and only: Kim Jong Il. It’s called Songun and it’s a parody of Top Gun North Korean style.
  • Mrs Doubtfire becomes a thriller about one man’s pedophiliac obsession: Mrs. Doubtfire
  • Saving Private Ryan mashed up to be a comedy: Where’s Private Ryan
  • The somewhat iconic mafia movie Scarface turns comedy: How Scarface Got his Grove Back
  • A parody of V for Vendetta… using SESAME STREET!!! C is for Cookie
  • A combination of I Am Sam and Milk, creating a mash up story of a man who fought for the forbidden love of a little girl: I Am Sam Milk. (Even though this one isn’t brilliant, it’s worth watching this one just to read the beginning green credit shot).

September 1, 2009 Posted by | art, bored, movie review, Random Websites to check out NOW, university | 1 Comment

A New HILARIOUS Website to Check Out right NOW!

So I just discovered this new website called Texts From Last Night. It is actually hilarious. People submit all the different drunken and retarded text messages on there and there are some real gold ones posted up there. I copied my 7 favourite ones so far below. It just makes my day reading these things, because everyone is guilty of drunken texting at some point. Enjoy:

(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out…i went into my mom’s room to say goodnight and i don’t remember anything…she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes “whats so funny?” and i go “there are 7 people sitting on my knees” and she goes “doesn’t that hurt?” and i said “no we’re sitting in a bowl” and then i capped it off and said “join the crazy train bro” and passed out.

(773) Katie just gave me head on top of the ferris wheel and spit out my load 30 ft onto the ground!
(281) Make that 24 ft because it landed on my head. Youre dead. No joke.

(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

(336): There’s a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
(336): This is god’s gift to the unemployed.

(410): so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM…he is my new hero

(323): You got in a fight last night?
(818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom…he was standing there and I notice he’s got the same shirt as me on so I’m like…dude you should have called me, we look like idiots…he didn’t say anything…so i got pissed and hit him…completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward…weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um…Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

July 10, 2009 Posted by | bored, experiences, fun, idiotic, just for shits and giggles, Random Websites to check out NOW | 3 Comments